May 2013
87 posts
jesuschristvevo:
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
Watchjavertthemusical:
toomanyforgottendreams:
kerilu:
mtnduh:
Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer.
In the past, they’ve been known to give you a beverage only if you give them a hug, or if you dance or sing in front of them. Now, the beverage giant is attempting a much loftier goal:...
therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
zooeyclairedeschahell:
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
miel-doux:
i’m so good at playing hard to get, no boy has gotten me yet
538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi:
people who do math homework in pen are fearless
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
epic-humor:
the two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and not taking 6 hour naps after school
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njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
nickiminiall:
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
encourage:
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
“If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you...”
– Roald Dahl (via apnoea)
gllob:
a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
Society as a kid: Be whatever you want! Follow your dreams! Nothing is impossible! The sky is the limit!
Society as you get older: That’s not realistic. You’ll never make money that way. Not in this economy. Good luck being homeless.
Pizza
So does tumblr user Pizza really show up or
nippled:
the bags under my eyes hold all my hopes and dreams
birdnipple:
bad social habits i have
mumbling
not smiling
trailing off
crossing my arms
looking angry even though im not angry
the fact i cant even socialize
the fact im me
